my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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