If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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