I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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