I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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