Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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