all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we're so committed to being not committed
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
