i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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