matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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