I'm really into asian looking animals
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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