Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Randomize
