i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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