haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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