Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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