You're so nebulous sometimes
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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