We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
All the doctor said was why
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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