When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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