ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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