Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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