I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
4 words: hood of his car
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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