My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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