so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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