Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
