Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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