Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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