i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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