Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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