why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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