you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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