Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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