you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
