i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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