am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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