so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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