Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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