Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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