Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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