I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
someone owes me an orgasm
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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