The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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