normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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