508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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