He asked me if I "almost moaned"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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