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i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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