Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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