that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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