yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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