I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Even my vagina gasped.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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