oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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