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say what?
wanna hang out?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
