Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
