and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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