ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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