i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
They have beer where we have blood.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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